What are you supposed to do when you visit your sister, who is nine months pregnant, and see her being treated like a maid? This happened to me.
Once I arrived at her, I was shocked to find her husband treating her like a servant. But what I did next, with a watermelon and a crazy bet, changed everything.
I traveled for work and I had to spend a few nights at my sister’s place.
When I stepped through the door, I knew something was wrong. Lily, my dear sister, was waddling around with a belly that looked ready to burst.
Her face was pale, and dark circles hung under her eyes like twin shadows. I could practically see the exhaustion radiating off her.
Meanwhile, Mark, her husband, was sprawled on the couch, controller in hand, and eyes glued to the TV screen.
That’s when I realized why my sister was exhausted. The very first evening, I witnessed firsthand Mark’s royal treatment.
Dinner was served. It was a simple pasta dish that Lily had clearly put effort into, despite her condition.
But Mark took one bite, wrinkled his nose, and declared, “Ugh, this is cold. I’m taking this upstairs.”
He then grabbed his plate and disappeared up the stairs. Soon enough, the sounds of his video game echoed down.
Lily simply sighed and started clearing the table.
I couldn’t believe as she then loaded the dishwasher, switched on the washing machine, and began folding a mountain of baby clothes.
I helped, of course, but this entire time, Mark continued his gaming marathon upstairs.
The next morning, we had burnt toast for breakfast (apparently, Lily’s exhaustion was affecting her culinary skills), I decided to have a little chat with my brother-in-law.
“Hey, Mark,” I began cautiously, “I couldn’t help but notice Lily’s doing a lot around here. Maybe you could lend a hand, especially with the baby coming so soon?”
“Oh, come on. It’s a woman’s job, you know?”, Mark scoffed.
Though I was angry, I took a deep breath and tried again. “I’m just saying, maybe you could do the dishes or help put together the crib? It’s not exactly rocket science.”
Mark finally glanced up and narrowed his eyes. “You are such a drama queen… Lily enjoys taking care of me, just like she will enjoy taking care of our kid. Don’t bring your progressive stuff into my house. My wife simply does what she is supposed to.”
I felt my blood boil and had to fight the urge to throw my coffee in his smug face. But then, an idea began to form in my mind, a plan so ridiculous, so outlandish, that it just might work…
I plastered a fake smile on my face, and said, “You know what, Mark? You’re right. Lily does enjoy taking care of you. So much so that I bet you couldn’t last a day doing everything she does.”
A smirk spread across Mark’s face. “Oh really? And what happens if I prove you wrong?”
“Then I’ll be your personal maid for the rest of my life,” I replied, smiling widely. “But if you lose, you have to step up and be the husband Lily deserves. Deal?”
Laughing, Mark extended his hand. “Deal.”
He little knew that I had a secret weapon waiting in the wings: a watermelon, a roll of plastic wrap, and a lot of determination.
With the terms of our bet set, I made a quick trip to the grocery store, almost skipping with mischievous glee.
I came back home with the biggest, roundest watermelon I could find. I told my sister all about my plan and enlisted her help in preparing Mark’s “pregnancy simulator.”
When Mark returned home from work, I presented the watermelon, told him the gist, and gave him a handwritten list of Lily’s daily tasks: laundry, dishes, vacuuming, mopping, grocery shopping, meal prep, nursery painting… the works.