My husband said he had to travel for work—just a quick 2-3 day trip over the weekend. I waved him off and decided to take the kids to our lake house since the weather was perfect. But when we got there, I saw his car parked in front.
I told the kids to stay in the car and went to check. He wasn’t inside, but through the kitchen window, I saw a massive hole in the backyard. Scared, I went to see what it was—and he climbed out with a shovel.“MIA, DON’T COME CLOSER!” he yelled.
“Adam, what are you hiding?” I screamed. “Nothing. Just trust me!”
But I couldn’t.
I ran to the hole, looked in, and nearly fainted. Because down there…
…was a safe. A huge, rusted one.
Almost like the kind you see in old banks. It had been halfway unearthed, dirt piled around it, and Adam looked like he’d been digging for hours—sweat-soaked shirt, muddy jeans, wild eyes. “What the hell is this?” I whispered, backing away.
He dropped the shovel and climbed out faster than I thought possible. “It’s not what it looks like,” he said. I took another step back.
“Then what is it, Adam? You’re supposed to be in Omaha. Not digging up buried treasure like a criminal in the backyard of our lake house.”
He looked down, hands on his knees, trying to catch his breath.
“I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want you to worry.”
I laughed. Laughed in that dry, scared way people do when they realize their life might not be what they thought. “Worry about what, exactly?”
He finally stood up straight.
“It belonged to my grandfather. He left something here, a long time ago. He always said there was money buried here.
I thought it was just one of his stories, but I found an old journal in my dad’s stuff last month. It had a map. A real one.”
I blinked.
“So you just… lied to me? Ditched your family to come dig for pirate gold?”
He looked embarrassed. “Not gold.
Cash. Maybe. I don’t know.
I just—I wanted to surprise you.”
“Adam, what were you going to do if you found it? Just hand it over at Christmas? ‘Here, honey, I lied and snuck off to dig up my dead grandpa’s money, Merry Christmas’?”
He didn’t say anything.
I didn’t wait. I went back to the car, drove the kids to a diner fifteen minutes away, and told them we’d come back after Daddy cleaned up some stuff. I didn’t know what else to say.
My phone buzzed. It was Adam. I ignored it.
Half an hour later, I drove back. The safe was out of the ground. Adam was sitting on a lawn chair with a beer in one hand and a crowbar in the other.
His shirt was off. He looked… weirdly triumphant. “You came back,” he said, standing up.
“Yeah, because I have questions. And our kids want s’mores.”
He laughed awkwardly and pointed to the safe. “You wanna help me open it?”
I crossed my arms.
“You better hope there’s a damn good explanation inside that thing.”