“Why don’t you stand by the kitchen doors? It’ll keep the family photos clean,” the bride sneered. My seat was taken by a stranger.

“Why don’t you stand by the kitchen doors? It’ll keep the family photos clean,” the bride sneered. A stranger had taken my seat.   I walked calmly to the gift table, reclaimed my $10,000, and said, “Don’t worry, I’ll stay out of the frame forever.” Three days into their honeymoon, I pressed one button. There…