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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”She replies, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend goes…
MY 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER: “Mommy, will you cry when I go to the beach with Daddy and my other mom?” MY 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER: “My other mom. Mom Lizzie says you’re the evil mom and she’s kind. And soon we’re going to the beach.” ME (forcing a smile): “Who’s Mom Lizzie, sweetheart?” MY 4-YEAR-OLD…
I’m Elizabeth, a marketing consultant with Type 1 diabetes who practically lives in airports. I’m diligent about carrying snacks and insulin, because a sudden drop in blood sugar can be dangerous—especially on a long flight. On a recent Chicago–Seattle trip, a fellow passenger’s child was kicking my seat and whining, so when I unwrapped a…
Every Christmas, Leah shouldered the entire holiday feast while her husband Mark lounged with a beer in hand. This year, as she rattled off the grocery list, Mark barely looked up—he tossed her a single fifty-dollar bill and sneered, “Make something nice. Don’t embarrass me.” Stung by his insult but unruffled, Leah merely smiled, hiding…
A priest offered a nun a lift. As she got in and crossed her legs, her gown shifted slightly, revealing part of her leg. The priest nearly swerved off the road but managed to regain control. As he steadied the car, his hand slowly moved up her leg. “Father, remember Psalm 129?” the…
For Maryland hospice nurse and death care coach Katie Duncan, working in end-of-life care often reveals quiet, unexplainable moments. One such mystery she’s witnessed repeatedly is what she calls “the reaching”—a gesture many dying patients make in their final moments: lifting their arms or hands upward as if trying to grasp something invisible. Katie…
When James is on his way home after a swimming competition in London, all he wants is to sleep on the flight. But that’s the last thing on the agenda because sitting next to him is a woman who only wants to cause trouble. Eight hours later, the captain teaches her a lesson. …
For years, I dreamed of that moment—a positive pregnancy test in my hands. I couldn’t wait to tell Clay, imagining his joy. But instead of celebrating, I found a Kinder Surprise at the door. Inside wasn’t a toy, but a note that shattered my world: “I’m divorcing you.” What if it’s negative…
Our 10th wedding anniversary trip was supposed to be about reconnecting and romance. Instead, it turned into a bizarre nightmare when my mother-in-law decided she couldn’t let her “precious son” out of her sight. And that wasn’t even the worst part. You see, Patrick’s mom has always had a knack for inserting herself…
“Laughter can turn almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.” A young couple ends a cozy dinner with a hallway kiss. He cheekily suggests heading upstairs —she points out her sleeping parents. He pleads “Please, I love you,” but she stands firm—until her little sister flicks on the light and announces Dad…
