JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman…
JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes. “I have TWO REQUESTS before I die,” she begins. “First, I want to be cremated.” The attorney nods respectfully. “Of course, I can arrange that.” The woman continues, “And second, I’d like my ashes to be scattered…