On my birthday, my son announced in front of the guests, I’m giving my mother the opportunity to live in the small apartment I rented!”
I smiled politely. “Thank you, but I have my own three-story beach house.” He unexpectedly cut me off. My wife, her children, and her mother are already moving into your house!” So I took the microphone and said loudly… “I am giving my mother the opportunity to live in the small apartment I…