She Wanted a Passion Upgrade… He Just Hit ‘Remind Me Later’
A woman was complaining to her friend about her husband’s lack of performance in the bedroom. “It’s like he’s running on a 1995 operating system,” she sighed. “Slow to start, freezes halfway through, and constantly needs a reboot.” The friend whispered, “You should try some dirty talk. It works like a charm for my…
