A woman was complaining to her friend about her husband’s lack of performance in the bedroom. “It’s like he’s running on a
1995 operating system,” she sighed. “Slow to start, freezes halfway through, and constantly needs a reboot.”
The friend whispered, “You should try some dirty talk. It works like a charm for my guy!”
That night, determined to spice things up, the wife waited until they were in bed, leaned over, and breathed seductively into his ear:
*”Hey baby… think of me like a brand-new software update.”*
The husband opened one eye, looked at her, and groaned, *”Ugh, can I just ‘Remind Me Later’?”*